Updated: Jan 22, 2019
Your readers see three exclamation points in a row at the end of a sentence on your website. And...you’ve lost them. (!!!)
Your verb tenses don't match up. Is it the past, present or future? Your reader jumps into a time machine with the date-dial spinning out of control. He panics and dives out to safety, closing the tab on your paradigm-blasting think piece forever, dooming your genius revelations to an eternity of obscurity.
You’ve used the word “revolutionary” three too many times in your brilliant white paper. Eyes roll uncontrollably.
You find you’ve taken - I mean, take - three words to say what only requires one word in your press release. Eyes wander elsewhere.
Is your work suffering from Editor Deficiency Syndrome? You are not alone.
The London Times, describing Queen Victoria traversing the Menai Bridge, announced in this headline: “THE QUEEN HERSELF PISSED GRACIOUSLY OVER THE MAGNIFICENT EDIFICE.”
Jane Austen could write, but could she spell?
And to the whimsical delight of every 17th century philanderer was the Barker and Lucas Bible edition’s listing of the 10 Commandments that somehow left out the little word “not” in “Thou shalt commit adultery.”
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